Beauty is only a light switch away.
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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
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No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
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At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
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It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
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Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
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If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
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If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
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No wonder you always go home alone.
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb>>>:
If "IT" has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it !!!
Women's restroom
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