Jokes...No Pun Intended...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Sala Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!
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